Hello my fellow ninja.. aah efff all of that! This fuckin’ movie was the greatest of the great!! Its not because I love video games. Its not because that nerdy kid from Superbad did a really good job with his dry humor and his funny expressions and geeky image. And its definitely not because there are a million hot women in this movie (because there aren’t). I loved this movie because it was shot in such a great way! What I mean is that every scene was edited to perfection carrying the emotion and laughter throughout every single frame and I love shit like that. Yes, this movie is super great if you sit at home during your spare time mashing controller buttons and reading xbox 360 reviews (something I do sometimes) but thats not all that makes it great. The acting from everyone was superb except for one person, The first evil ex boyfriend, Patel or whatever, that dude sucked balls bad. I mean I’m not Sean Connery or anything like that but still I would try hard not to be so friggin’ gay. That is another reason why I loved this movie, the gayness wasn’t so in your face every five minutes like in Superbad and all of those other movies with that fat guy from Knocked Up. Is that even the name of the film? I think his name is Seth Rogain or something. I could google it but then I would lose my creative writing juices and it would be game over for this blog! The gayness is subtle and doesn’t permeate the entire movie like all of those other flicks. I mean there is gayness in there and there is nothing wrong with that but Machauley Kulkin’s brother (I facked up the spelling on that one bad) does a great job of making it funny and not intrusive (no pun intended).

Anyway, go see this film and support great acting and great editing and great implementation of creative devices that will make you laugh and reminisce about those days when you used to play Zelda and Tetris and Tag Team Tekken with some Guitar Hero and Star Wars thrown in with some extra coins a free man and even lesbians!

Greatest!

-SeeSick

P.S. Yes I am a nerd but I still dress better than you..