What’s up my ninjas.. I thought I would write a weekly review this week and every week after just to keep my ninjas in tune with what we are up to and what has been happening in our little world. So this week some major shit happened for a very famous artist from the Dominican Republic, Omega. He finally got enough wood planks, rope, spare tires, and used car airbags, to float his ass all the way to America and do some performances and get some real money. Finally. I mean, I am not a fan like that but I can never get mad at individuals that are trying to come up in this world. I show major massive props to him for pushing through and being successful with his paperwork approval etc. I don’t know what he did back home to preventhim from coming here in the first place but thats another blog for another time. The crazy thing is is that dude is asking for like 300k for performances. Damn, I know you want to make it big but don’t beat your people in the head so you can pay off all the dudes that helped you get here sheesh.. Put you debt on lay-away man! Anyway..
This week what else happened.. Hmmm… My wonderful, amazing daughter started school and I think that is a wonderful thing.. I know shes going to ace her classes like she always does. I am not worried at all. I wish I could have walked her in. I would have really loved that. I would have worn the illest suit with the illest dunks and the illest bow tie and had her little friends going crazy off of the Dad swagg. – The retarded things I care about – Sigh. Anywho, I hope she does super well and continues to make her Dad proud even though I already am.
What else happened, umm, I managed to get some diesel pictures this week of random things and random areas and I was at Fashion’s night out and it was super crazy this year. I have never really been to any of the parties in the meat packing district during fashion week but it was tough. There was definitely alot of eye candy and I got some crazy shots from random people just walking around show boating massive swag. We were shooting some videos and interviews we are putting together for some vids we are shopping around to television stations etc showcasing fashion and different people’s takes on their sense of fashion. JC is manning that operation. I saw some of the vids and it looked tight. Even yours truly did a little interview. I didn’t get to see it but I know I did a good job. I think I am going to shoot a video for all of my favorite songs. I’ll post on here for my ninjas to see…
Hmmm, what else, oh yeah, shout out to the Dominican club owners nowadays for thinking they are the shit for owning bullshit clubs in NYC. I mean come on man, our parties make your venues hot. Please don’t tell me your venue is sexy as hell and that’s why people want to travel allllll the way there.. Bullshit! Platano face! Fyi people visit your venue because we are there and because people respect our music selection, our djs, our style and our crowd. I highly doubt they are appreciating the Ikea decor whilst drinking bottles of Moet and staring at the women WE invite there.. Please remove your head from your ass and pay me my money! I am writing this small paragraph not to bash them but to vent my anger at the lack of appreciation these hicks display at times. I need a drink.. Ahem…
This week I must also give major massive grape juice props to my boss – who’s name will remain secret – for really stepping up to the plate on Friday and letting me know that he has my back 5,000 percent no matter what happens. What I learned that day was that in order to pull triggers you must have a target in sight. I also learned that people with more wisdom take calculated risks and don’t fly off the handle without doing some investigating first (something I tend to do all the time). I think I need to go to the balcony more often. Oh, you don’t know what that means? Let me explain my frengs; going to the balcony is a phrase used to describe what one must do during intense situations where people are very emotional and are most likely to make impulsive, rash decisions. If you ‘walk’ away from the problem for a little while and ‘go to the balcony’ you can look down on the problem (this is mental visualization of course, you retard) and determine what the right decision is. I know some person is gonna write to me and say, “yo but I don’t have a balcony in my crib”, please terminate yourself for all of us. Thanks!
I think thats all for now folks.. I am being forced to watch the VMAs now with tall lady. I like the vmas but I do not like that some of these celebrities look so pathetic. I mean, who is your stylist?? Fire that bitch! Just because your an artist doesn’t mean you have to dress like a circus clown to get some recognition. I guess they are catering to the whole video aspect of it all but I have seen some really ridiculous shit already. Its hurting my eyes. And can someone please put a hit out on Snookie? I will throw in two dollars and fifty cents to the cause. I can no longer look at her or any of the other kids in that damn show.. Frick!
-SeeSick
